0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,500 Downloaded @ subs4free.club 1 00:02:14,081 --> 00:02:17,208 That's my other line. I'll call you back later. 2 00:02:17,291 --> 00:02:19,460 - All right. - Jerry, can you see my hair? 3 00:02:19,501 --> 00:02:21,669 Hey, can you pick me up later? I need to go to the mall. 4 00:02:21,752 --> 00:02:23,754 I need those shoes we saw yesterday. 5 00:02:23,837 --> 00:02:25,546 I can't. I'm picking up Yanin from ballet. 6 00:02:25,629 --> 00:02:27,422 Yamil, why can't Yustin pick her up? 7 00:02:27,506 --> 00:02:29,343 He has baseball practice. Why don't you go yourself? 8 00:02:29,426 --> 00:02:31,051 Because I'm still not allowed near the car. 9 00:02:31,135 --> 00:02:32,345 Oh, yeah, that's right. 10 00:02:32,428 --> 00:02:33,971 That stop sign was in the wrong place. 11 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:37,972 What is he wearing? 12 00:02:38,014 --> 00:02:40,516 - Who? - The weirdo on 25. 13 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,516 Professor Dayton? My dad says he's a genius. 14 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,018 He gives me the creeps. 15 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:47,021 I'm walking away. 16 00:02:47,063 --> 00:02:50,230 Excuse me, Mr. Mailman? 17 00:02:50,314 --> 00:02:52,440 I can not wait to move out of this neighborhood. 18 00:02:52,522 --> 00:02:55,024 - I know, right? - Hi, sir. How are you today? 19 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,735 How am I? 20 00:02:56,818 --> 00:02:59,196 Hang on, cute guy alert. 21 00:02:59,238 --> 00:03:00,905 What? Who? Where? 22 00:03:00,988 --> 00:03:03,365 Give me all the details. Where's he at? 23 00:03:03,447 --> 00:03:06,117 Fat Joe's. Must be a cousin. 24 00:03:07,784 --> 00:03:10,995 It's a package. I've been waiting for weeks 25 00:03:11,037 --> 00:03:12,995 for a package. It's about this big. 26 00:03:13,037 --> 00:03:16,163 Why don't you go back to your computer, you geek? 27 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:22,001 Oh. I cannot wait to move out of this neighborhood. 28 00:03:22,043 --> 00:03:24,046 You already said that. 29 00:03:24,088 --> 00:03:26,671 Oh, that's my mom calling. I gotta go. 30 00:03:26,755 --> 00:03:28,005 Come rescue me, please? 31 00:03:28,089 --> 00:03:30,425 Okay, I'll call you at home. Okay? Bye. 32 00:03:34,094 --> 00:03:36,221 What matters is I've been waiting weeks 33 00:03:36,304 --> 00:03:39,264 for a package that looks just like that! 34 00:03:39,347 --> 00:03:42,057 I really hate this neighborhood. 35 00:03:49,895 --> 00:03:51,772 Ugh. 36 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:55,400 Aren't you going to say hello, Alice? 37 00:03:55,483 --> 00:03:56,567 What's that, Dad? 38 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:59,944 Oh, it's a universal remote. 39 00:04:00,029 --> 00:04:01,863 It's supposed to control everything. 40 00:04:01,905 --> 00:04:03,948 I picked it up from a street vendor. 41 00:04:04,032 --> 00:04:06,033 Looks like one of the professor's gadgets. 42 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,491 Maybe I should show it to him. 43 00:04:07,574 --> 00:04:09,534 - That creep across the street? - Alice. 44 00:04:09,576 --> 00:04:12,078 Don't talk about him like that, Alice. 45 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,871 He's a very intelligent man. 46 00:04:13,912 --> 00:04:15,788 - Whatever. - Young lady, 47 00:04:15,872 --> 00:04:18,039 you're gonna wash your hands and come back down. 48 00:04:18,123 --> 00:04:20,125 Dinner is almost ready. 49 00:04:20,209 --> 00:04:22,252 She can't eat, she's on a diet. 50 00:04:22,335 --> 00:04:25,461 He's eavesdropping on me. Mom, tell him to stop. 51 00:04:25,545 --> 00:04:26,879 Because she's fat. 52 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:29,132 Lewis, say something. 53 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:31,257 What diet? What fat? 54 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:33,426 Hey, didn't we have a talk about listening in 55 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:35,261 on other people's conversations? 56 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:38,054 I wasn't. Mom! 57 00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:40,138 Honey... 58 00:04:40,222 --> 00:04:43,264 We'll talk after dinner. Now do as I say. 59 00:04:43,348 --> 00:04:46,061 She's too skinny. She'll never find a husband. 60 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:48,144 She has no ass. 61 00:04:49,937 --> 00:04:51,022 Grandma! 62 00:04:51,105 --> 00:04:53,731 - Is that how a dean talks? - I'm off-duty. 63 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,899 What's so funny about not having an ass? 64 00:04:56,942 --> 00:04:59,777 An ass is more important than tits. 65 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:02,071 Tits are for amateurs. 66 00:05:02,154 --> 00:05:03,822 Please tell me I'm adopted. 67 00:05:03,906 --> 00:05:05,490 If I understand this setting, 68 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,741 this button controls the color and hue settings. 69 00:05:10,452 --> 00:05:12,243 - Hello. - Hey, girl, it's me. 70 00:05:12,285 --> 00:05:14,119 I'm an amateur. 71 00:05:14,203 --> 00:05:16,122 Tell me you dumped the little brat 72 00:05:16,164 --> 00:05:18,290 and we're going to the mall. 73 00:05:22,168 --> 00:05:24,502 Hello... 74 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:28,463 Dad, there's something wrong with the phone. 75 00:05:28,505 --> 00:05:31,716 Da... Dad? 76 00:05:33,843 --> 00:05:35,426 Mom? 77 00:05:35,510 --> 00:05:38,052 Grams? Jesse? 78 00:05:39,221 --> 00:05:42,139 Come out now. You're not funny. 79 00:06:37,844 --> 00:06:40,846 Are you still with us, Alice? 80 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:50,394 Young lady, you're going to wash your hands and come back down. 81 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,394 Dinner's almost ready. 82 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:55,022 - What's going on? - She can't eat. She's on a diet. 83 00:06:55,105 --> 00:06:57,149 Because she's fat. 84 00:06:57,232 --> 00:06:58,691 Lewis, say something. 85 00:06:58,775 --> 00:07:01,192 Fat? What? Who's fat? 86 00:07:01,234 --> 00:07:04,071 Didn't we have a talk about listening to other people's conversations? 87 00:07:04,154 --> 00:07:05,988 I wasn't. Mom! 88 00:07:06,072 --> 00:07:08,407 Honey... you be quiet. 89 00:07:08,491 --> 00:07:09,991 We'll talk after dinner. 90 00:07:10,075 --> 00:07:11,825 Now do as I say. 91 00:07:11,867 --> 00:07:15,160 She's too skinny. She'll never find a husband. 92 00:07:15,245 --> 00:07:17,828 She has no ass. 93 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,499 Mom, shame on you. 94 00:07:22,541 --> 00:07:24,833 I think this one's for the subtitles. 95 00:07:56,397 --> 00:07:58,607 Please. 96 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,241 The remote. 97 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,867 The remote. 98 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:17,410 Sir? Dad? Señor? 99 00:08:17,451 --> 00:08:20,746 Please don't touch that thing. 100 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:22,622 Don't touch. 101 00:08:58,315 --> 00:09:01,150 Alice. Alice. 102 00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:04,235 Hey! 103 00:09:04,317 --> 00:09:06,781 Hey, Professor Dayton! 104 00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:12,908 Professor Dayton! Professor! 105 00:09:12,991 --> 00:09:15,160 Alice. 106 00:09:15,242 --> 00:09:16,909 Hey! 107 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:20,328 Wait! No! Professor Dayton! 108 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:24,082 Professor Dayton, wait! 109 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:33,171 Okay. 110 00:09:33,255 --> 00:09:36,799 I get it about the ball! I won't throw it again. 111 00:09:36,882 --> 00:09:38,717 You can stop now. 112 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:41,843 I really hate this neighborhood. 113 00:09:47,889 --> 00:09:50,933 Professor Dayton! 114 00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:05,275 Professor Dayton! 115 00:10:10,195 --> 00:10:12,031 Professor? 116 00:10:12,115 --> 00:10:13,782 Professor? 117 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,625 I only know her number on speed dial. 118 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,125 Police! 119 00:10:29,501 --> 00:10:31,961 - Hello? - 911, what is your emergency? 120 00:10:32,003 --> 00:10:33,295 Please, you have to help me. 121 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,921 Hello? 122 00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:37,298 - Hello? Send somebody. - Hello? Someone there? 123 00:10:54,394 --> 00:10:57,645 He's getting married? That's fucked up. 124 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,961 Delivery for Professor... Dayton? 125 00:11:37,047 --> 00:11:38,714 Are you supposed to be here, miss? 126 00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:40,717 Oh my God. 127 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:42,719 You have to help me. 128 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:46,012 Hold on, I'll be right back, okay? 129 00:11:46,095 --> 00:11:47,722 Hold on. 130 00:12:15,281 --> 00:12:17,116 Okay. 131 00:12:48,095 --> 00:12:49,720 What a weird looking remote. 132 00:12:49,805 --> 00:12:52,516 So far it doesn't do much. Can't even change the channels. 133 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,932 Take it to the professor. 134 00:12:54,017 --> 00:12:56,142 It was a five-mile walk 135 00:12:56,225 --> 00:12:58,187 to the nearest TV set, 136 00:12:58,270 --> 00:13:01,312 barefoot in the winter. 137 00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:05,774 And we all knew the piano player 138 00:13:05,858 --> 00:13:08,943 with the candelabra was a pansy. 139 00:13:09,026 --> 00:13:11,445 Just like your Uncle Brett. 140 00:13:11,487 --> 00:13:14,321 What a faggot he was. 141 00:13:14,405 --> 00:13:16,907 Grandma! 142 00:13:16,989 --> 00:13:18,450 Work, damn it. 143 00:13:18,492 --> 00:13:20,659 No! 144 00:13:20,742 --> 00:13:22,285 Good going, Dad. You just turned off the TV set. 145 00:13:23,995 --> 00:13:25,620 Lewis! 146 00:13:40,507 --> 00:13:43,508 Mom, it's me! It's Alice! 147 00:13:43,591 --> 00:13:44,842 It's me! 148 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,886 Grab the gun, Lewis! 149 00:13:46,969 --> 00:13:48,761 - Grab it! - Dad, hurry! 150 00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:06,608 Ow! 151 00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:09,485 Hello, Alice. 152 00:14:09,568 --> 00:14:12,611 Isn't the detective's gadget a riot? 153 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,906 Grab your gun! 154 00:14:23,202 --> 00:14:25,161 Shoot the damn thing already! 155 00:14:25,244 --> 00:14:27,998 Please, I just want to be normal. 156 00:14:29,456 --> 00:14:31,416 But you already are, Alice. 157 00:14:32,918 --> 00:14:34,418 This is who you are. 158 00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:49,761 Professor, don't go near that thing! 159 00:14:52,554 --> 00:14:55,142 It's all right, Detective Jacobs. 160 00:14:55,183 --> 00:14:58,186 This sweet little thing is completely harmless. 161 00:14:58,269 --> 00:14:59,853 What is it? 162 00:14:59,937 --> 00:15:02,353 It's a rabbit, of course. 163 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,400 Oh, it is... it is a rabbit. 164 00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:11,151 What's... what's his name? 165 00:15:11,235 --> 00:15:14,194 Alice. 166 00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,779 Her name is Alice. 167 00:15:18,906 --> 00:15:20,366 You bad girl, 168 00:15:20,408 --> 00:15:23,160 chewing through your cage like that. 169 00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:25,745 I've been looking all over for you. 170 00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:27,830 Oh, look what I've got. 171 00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:29,664 Your favorite toy. 172 00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:31,208 What a character. 173 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,377 Alice. What a pretty name. 174 00:16:07,106 --> 00:16:08,733 I ain't playing with you. 175 00:16:08,816 --> 00:16:11,816 Get in that damn street and make my fucking money! 176 00:16:19,741 --> 00:16:21,533 Is there a problem? 177 00:16:21,575 --> 00:16:23,950 Fuck. 178 00:16:25,995 --> 00:16:27,911 Hey! Hey! 179 00:16:29,538 --> 00:16:32,039 - I said, is there a fucking problem? - No, no problem. 180 00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:34,208 Damn right there ain't no fucking problem. 181 00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:36,543 Yeah. 182 00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:38,544 Hey, man. Hey, listen. 183 00:16:38,585 --> 00:16:40,753 Hey, you looking for some companionship? 184 00:16:40,836 --> 00:16:43,130 - No thanks. - No, man, I can set you up. 185 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,299 - I've seen you lookin', man. - I'm good. 186 00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:47,550 Yeah? Come on, man. 187 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,596 Whatever you want. Where are you? 188 00:16:49,636 --> 00:16:52,054 Hey. Hey, bitch! 189 00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:54,097 You got a permit to work my building? 190 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,849 Hey! What the hell? 191 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,025 Hey, Jerry. 192 00:17:13,985 --> 00:17:16,570 Eva! Get your ass down here. 193 00:17:16,652 --> 00:17:18,529 I'm coming. 194 00:17:20,365 --> 00:17:23,574 Bye, Jerry. 195 00:17:23,657 --> 00:17:25,243 Eva! 196 00:17:25,326 --> 00:17:27,578 I'm coming. 197 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:30,328 Fuck! 198 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,965 Oh, man. Fuck. 199 00:18:29,828 --> 00:18:32,621 ...and now a foul call against Martinez. 200 00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:41,586 Damn it. 201 00:18:51,802 --> 00:18:53,595 God damn it. 202 00:19:19,238 --> 00:19:22,322 - Yo, yo! - Got change? 203 00:19:22,405 --> 00:19:24,657 Come on, young man, buy something! 204 00:19:24,741 --> 00:19:27,574 - Fuck you. - Buy something. 205 00:19:27,658 --> 00:19:30,828 Oh, take a look. Take a look. 206 00:19:30,912 --> 00:19:33,163 Look, it's a nice radio. 207 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:36,582 - Yo, yo. - Lady, lady, lady. 208 00:19:36,665 --> 00:19:38,332 See anything you like? 209 00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:41,168 Got a crystal ball. 210 00:19:41,253 --> 00:19:43,711 Book on voodoo. 211 00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:45,504 Anybody piss you off lately? 212 00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:50,883 I don't read much. What do you want for the radio? 213 00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:53,510 Radio with the antenna... 214 00:19:53,552 --> 00:19:55,553 $5 going with the antenna. 215 00:19:55,636 --> 00:19:57,055 Without the antenna... 216 00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,431 without the antenna, is $10. 217 00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:05,061 Why is the one with the antenna less? 218 00:20:05,144 --> 00:20:06,853 Less radio. 219 00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:10,647 All you need is duct tape and a piece of wire. 220 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,523 Make an antenna. 221 00:20:12,565 --> 00:20:15,856 I'll go less radio more antenna. 222 00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:21,988 Give me the money. Give me the money. 223 00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:26,075 Keep the change. 224 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,785 Fuck you too! Ya! 225 00:20:28,868 --> 00:20:30,618 Yeah, yeah. 226 00:20:30,702 --> 00:20:33,078 What a smart-ass he was. 227 00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:36,039 Smart-ass! Ya! 228 00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:41,461 Somebody buy something! Come on! 229 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,696 Oh no, no, no, no. 230 00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:25,948 Oh, come on. 231 00:21:31,077 --> 00:21:34,455 Of course. Why wouldn't you do that? 232 00:21:34,538 --> 00:21:37,162 Thank you. 233 00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:06,601 You motherfucker. 234 00:22:06,684 --> 00:22:09,060 Don't. 235 00:22:32,867 --> 00:22:36,203 - Stop that. - Whoa! Jesus! 236 00:23:05,265 --> 00:23:06,933 Hello? 237 00:23:12,813 --> 00:23:15,648 Hello? 238 00:24:05,932 --> 00:24:08,017 Don't. 239 00:24:11,227 --> 00:24:14,188 I said don't. You'll like the song. 240 00:24:16,773 --> 00:24:19,399 You're getting water on the floor. 241 00:24:19,483 --> 00:24:21,318 Oh, shit. 242 00:24:23,944 --> 00:24:25,902 Sorry. 243 00:24:25,944 --> 00:24:28,322 Dry yourself off. 244 00:24:33,951 --> 00:24:36,077 In the bathroom, Jerry. 245 00:24:58,175 --> 00:25:01,887 And, Jerry, put some clothes on. 246 00:25:05,598 --> 00:25:07,892 Okay. 247 00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:18,856 - Well? - What? 248 00:25:18,939 --> 00:25:21,067 Isn't it better now that it's clean in here? 249 00:25:21,108 --> 00:25:22,650 I guess. 250 00:25:22,734 --> 00:25:25,569 You guess? You're not sure? 251 00:25:25,652 --> 00:25:27,528 It's better. 252 00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:29,489 Are you hungry? 253 00:25:29,573 --> 00:25:32,909 - I guess so. - Are you hungry or not? 254 00:25:32,992 --> 00:25:35,742 - I am. - Then make dinner. 255 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:39,244 All right. 256 00:25:42,997 --> 00:25:46,542 It's too hot for soup. Make a sandwich. 257 00:25:46,626 --> 00:25:48,335 Jesus. 258 00:25:50,003 --> 00:25:52,464 I'm just looking out for you, Jerry. 259 00:25:52,546 --> 00:25:55,048 I promise. 260 00:26:10,724 --> 00:26:12,642 Do you want one? 261 00:26:12,684 --> 00:26:14,769 Don't be ridiculous. 262 00:26:22,983 --> 00:26:25,485 Don't use so much mayonnaise. 263 00:26:25,526 --> 00:26:27,277 It always gives you a tummy ache. 264 00:26:28,738 --> 00:26:30,322 Right. 265 00:26:30,406 --> 00:26:32,782 Right. 266 00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:37,077 You wanna put some money in tech stocks. 267 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,702 They'll never go away. 268 00:26:38,786 --> 00:26:41,454 But the important thing is to diversify. 269 00:26:41,495 --> 00:26:43,748 Right, diversify. 270 00:26:43,832 --> 00:26:45,541 I'll need more money though. 271 00:26:45,624 --> 00:26:48,291 You'll have it. 272 00:26:49,751 --> 00:26:51,796 Yeah, Eddie, Eddie, listen to me, baby. 273 00:26:51,879 --> 00:26:53,963 You're gonna love this. It's a new reality series... 274 00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:56,090 "Home Invasion. " We break into their homes, 275 00:26:56,173 --> 00:26:57,674 they don't even know it's really us, 276 00:26:57,757 --> 00:26:59,340 we beat the crap out of the family! 277 00:26:59,425 --> 00:27:01,593 - Right, we get the cameras 24/7. - Sir, sir, 278 00:27:01,677 --> 00:27:04,303 this is a handicapped spot. 279 00:27:06,012 --> 00:27:08,306 Three-camera shoot. They're gonna love it. 280 00:27:08,348 --> 00:27:10,682 Yeah, they're gonna love it. 281 00:27:10,765 --> 00:27:12,643 Douche. 282 00:27:22,024 --> 00:27:24,484 I hate this guy. 283 00:27:24,525 --> 00:27:26,152 You say something? 284 00:27:26,192 --> 00:27:28,194 No. 285 00:27:30,364 --> 00:27:33,365 I was just taking out the trash. 286 00:27:33,448 --> 00:27:35,449 Fuck you. 287 00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:39,660 Eva! 288 00:27:39,744 --> 00:27:41,786 Eva! 289 00:27:41,872 --> 00:27:44,455 I'm coming! Fuck! 290 00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:49,000 Say hi to your little friend, Jerry. 291 00:28:05,428 --> 00:28:07,680 Hi, Jerry. 292 00:28:07,721 --> 00:28:09,638 Hi. 293 00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:11,683 Eva! 294 00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:13,393 Fuck. 295 00:28:29,945 --> 00:28:32,279 Nice job, Jerry. 296 00:28:36,865 --> 00:28:39,033 Let me in! 297 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,827 You ain't got shit without me. 298 00:28:40,911 --> 00:28:43,121 I'll fucking kill you! 299 00:28:43,205 --> 00:28:46,873 What are we gonna do about all that banging, Jerry? 300 00:28:46,956 --> 00:28:48,249 Ronald! 301 00:28:48,332 --> 00:28:50,750 Tell her to knock it off. 302 00:28:50,792 --> 00:28:53,545 - Ronald! - Knock it off! 303 00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:15,560 Let's go. 304 00:29:25,482 --> 00:29:27,275 And get a flashlight. 305 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:33,945 - Don't be seen. - Got it. 306 00:29:41,285 --> 00:29:43,996 What do you see, Jerry? 307 00:29:44,079 --> 00:29:46,748 - I'm looking. - Don't look yet. 308 00:29:46,832 --> 00:29:49,999 Just see. 309 00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:56,670 I see a clothesline, 310 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:59,964 some garbage, box spring, 311 00:30:00,047 --> 00:30:02,631 Mandy drunk, 312 00:30:02,716 --> 00:30:04,677 passed out again. 313 00:30:06,677 --> 00:30:10,139 I see a stairwell leading to a fire escape. 314 00:30:10,181 --> 00:30:12,849 Look at the stairs. 315 00:30:15,309 --> 00:30:18,770 Looks like a bunch of people threw a bunch of shit down here. 316 00:30:18,853 --> 00:30:21,560 - Look again. - I'm looking. 317 00:30:23,312 --> 00:30:26,439 This looks intentional. 318 00:30:26,523 --> 00:30:30,109 Keep climbing, Jerry. 319 00:30:30,151 --> 00:30:32,028 I'm climbing. 320 00:30:34,322 --> 00:30:37,114 Shh. 321 00:30:42,202 --> 00:30:45,454 Keep climbing. 322 00:30:45,496 --> 00:30:48,205 Okay. 323 00:30:48,289 --> 00:30:51,248 Keep climbing, Jerry. 324 00:30:51,332 --> 00:30:54,668 - Up there? - Yes, up there. 325 00:30:56,836 --> 00:31:00,297 Okay. Okay. 326 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:16,142 Well, what are you waiting for? 327 00:31:16,226 --> 00:31:18,184 Up there? 328 00:31:18,226 --> 00:31:20,478 It doesn't look safe. 329 00:31:20,561 --> 00:31:23,021 Are you afraid, Jerry? 330 00:31:23,103 --> 00:31:25,146 - No. - Well then, let's go. 331 00:31:25,230 --> 00:31:28,025 All right. Fine. 332 00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:31,276 It's all right. Relax. 333 00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:33,902 Now get the flashlight. 334 00:32:38,405 --> 00:32:41,200 And watch out for more cats. 335 00:33:05,758 --> 00:33:07,673 - Fuck, man! - It's only 336 00:33:07,757 --> 00:33:10,511 a dead squirrel, Jerry. 337 00:33:10,594 --> 00:33:11,845 That thing is huge. 338 00:33:11,927 --> 00:33:16,097 - Next time you see one, kill it. - Fine. 339 00:33:16,181 --> 00:33:17,600 What'll you do when you see another one? 340 00:33:17,683 --> 00:33:20,684 - Kill the little fucker. - That's right. 341 00:33:20,768 --> 00:33:23,270 Now breathe, Jerry. 342 00:33:24,479 --> 00:33:27,939 Now get your flashlight and let's try again. 343 00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:55,626 I told you I'd take care of you. 344 00:33:55,708 --> 00:33:57,751 Now let's get out of here quick. 345 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,017 - You'll have to kill him. - What? 346 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,435 - No. - You have to. He saw the box. 347 00:34:23,477 --> 00:34:25,645 He saw the money. 348 00:34:31,816 --> 00:34:34,359 - You have to. - You don't know what he saw. 349 00:34:34,442 --> 00:34:37,111 Come on, Jerry, you know exactly what he saw. 350 00:34:37,194 --> 00:34:39,697 And so does he. Sooner or later, 351 00:34:39,781 --> 00:34:42,615 - he's gonna come for it. - I won't do it. 352 00:34:42,656 --> 00:34:45,575 Well, it's too late now, he's gone. 353 00:34:45,659 --> 00:34:48,160 But he'll be back, Jerry. Don't you worry. 354 00:34:48,243 --> 00:34:51,289 This is bad. 355 00:34:51,371 --> 00:34:54,206 There's over 300 grand here. 356 00:34:54,289 --> 00:34:55,706 The big move will be real estate 357 00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:58,542 and income property, a duplex at least. 358 00:34:58,624 --> 00:35:01,795 But like I said, it's all about how we diversify. 359 00:35:01,878 --> 00:35:05,212 - Right, long-term goals. - Exactly. 360 00:35:05,296 --> 00:35:07,759 We should leave town as soon as possible. 361 00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:10,509 Wait, do you hear that? 362 00:35:10,592 --> 00:35:12,719 - What? - Listen. 363 00:35:12,803 --> 00:35:14,638 Someone is breaking in. 364 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:17,138 Guess who. 365 00:35:17,223 --> 00:35:20,809 Don't shoot him. That'd be bad. 366 00:35:22,267 --> 00:35:24,517 - What do I do? - You'll know what to do. 367 00:35:24,601 --> 00:35:26,353 But do it fast! 368 00:35:44,866 --> 00:35:47,492 Jerry, get back inside 369 00:35:47,576 --> 00:35:49,369 and get the knife. 370 00:35:49,452 --> 00:35:51,829 No. 371 00:35:51,870 --> 00:35:54,581 Good. 372 00:35:56,207 --> 00:35:58,207 Ronald! 373 00:36:05,754 --> 00:36:07,716 You did what you had to do. 374 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,132 - This has gone too far. - You did the right thing. 375 00:36:11,217 --> 00:36:12,468 This is crazy. 376 00:36:12,552 --> 00:36:14,594 Jerry, there's gonna be cops everywhere. 377 00:36:14,678 --> 00:36:18,347 You have to relax. You have to be cool. 378 00:36:18,431 --> 00:36:20,683 - Focus. - Focus. 379 00:36:20,722 --> 00:36:23,058 I know. You're right. 380 00:36:23,141 --> 00:36:24,810 No loose ends. 381 00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:26,852 You knew this going in. 382 00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,897 I know. 383 00:36:38,028 --> 00:36:40,029 Murder-suicide? 384 00:36:40,529 --> 00:36:43,697 Yeah, well, that's what it looks like. 385 00:36:43,781 --> 00:36:45,782 Tied her up with duct tape, 386 00:36:45,865 --> 00:36:48,367 stabbed her about 50 times, maybe more. 387 00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:51,703 Lots of blood. 388 00:36:51,744 --> 00:36:54,247 That's a new brand of sick. 389 00:36:54,288 --> 00:36:57,749 Nah, it's not so new. Word is they had a drug problem. 390 00:36:57,790 --> 00:37:00,751 - They fought a lot. That sort of thing. - I knew about the drugs. 391 00:37:00,792 --> 00:37:03,794 Everybody heard the fighting. 392 00:37:03,877 --> 00:37:05,838 Yeah. 393 00:37:10,673 --> 00:37:12,383 Got any more milk? 394 00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:15,219 I'm afraid this is the last of it. 395 00:37:16,303 --> 00:37:19,555 Right. Well... 396 00:37:20,888 --> 00:37:23,849 - thanks for your time. - Not a problem. 397 00:37:29,896 --> 00:37:31,855 Sticky. 398 00:37:38,485 --> 00:37:41,237 Oh, um... 399 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,364 if you think of anything, 400 00:37:44,447 --> 00:37:45,698 here's my card. 401 00:37:45,781 --> 00:37:49,075 Sure thing, Officer Jacobs. 402 00:37:49,159 --> 00:37:50,992 Detective. 403 00:37:51,075 --> 00:37:52,786 Oh, right. 404 00:37:52,869 --> 00:37:56,120 - Detective. - Yeah. 405 00:38:07,505 --> 00:38:09,923 He found tape residue on the chair. 406 00:38:10,006 --> 00:38:13,175 - I saw that. - I don't know if he put it together. 407 00:38:13,259 --> 00:38:14,926 This guy's hard to read. 408 00:38:18,011 --> 00:38:20,470 Stay cool, Jerry. 409 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:33,646 I got one... 410 00:38:35,023 --> 00:38:36,857 You found some more milk? 411 00:38:36,941 --> 00:38:38,526 You caught me. 412 00:38:38,609 --> 00:38:42,320 I just have one more question. 413 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:45,279 Leon Cates... you know him? 414 00:38:45,362 --> 00:38:46,989 - The guy across the hall? - Yeah, that's him. 415 00:38:47,073 --> 00:38:50,284 Pimp, drug dealer, 416 00:38:50,326 --> 00:38:51,994 among other things. 417 00:38:52,077 --> 00:38:55,495 Seems really bent out of shape. Won't tell me exactly why. 418 00:38:55,579 --> 00:38:57,704 Don't think I've ever seen him happy. 419 00:38:57,787 --> 00:38:59,957 I know the type. 420 00:38:59,998 --> 00:39:02,958 This is different. 421 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,961 Anything comes to mind... 422 00:39:05,004 --> 00:39:07,629 - I'll give you a call. - Right. 423 00:39:07,670 --> 00:39:09,213 Got one. 424 00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,966 Oh, that's right. 425 00:39:13,049 --> 00:39:15,885 Yeah. 426 00:39:15,969 --> 00:39:18,928 You do. 427 00:39:23,889 --> 00:39:26,725 Looks like someone tried to break in. 428 00:39:26,808 --> 00:39:29,352 I saw that last night. 429 00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:32,227 Not much use reporting it. Nothing personal. 430 00:39:32,312 --> 00:39:34,981 Oh, right. 431 00:39:35,022 --> 00:39:38,858 Well, you have a good day, Mr... 432 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:40,818 Collins. 433 00:39:40,859 --> 00:39:42,819 Same to you, sir. 434 00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:45,029 Well, thank you. 435 00:39:58,038 --> 00:40:00,790 I feel good about this. 436 00:40:00,873 --> 00:40:03,835 Me too. 437 00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:26,307 I'll stay with the money. You go check that we got everything. 438 00:40:31,936 --> 00:40:34,271 - Are you moving? - Yeah. 439 00:40:34,354 --> 00:40:37,732 Things have just gotten a little nutty around here. 440 00:40:37,815 --> 00:40:39,275 Yeah. 441 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,276 I guess I wanted to for a while. 442 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,111 Been saving. 443 00:40:43,194 --> 00:40:46,071 Where you moving to? 444 00:40:46,155 --> 00:40:47,739 I'm not sure yet. 445 00:40:47,822 --> 00:40:50,531 I just figure I'll keep driving until I find someplace, 446 00:40:50,572 --> 00:40:53,868 someplace I can afford some property. 447 00:40:53,908 --> 00:40:56,535 I can't stay here, Jerry. 448 00:40:56,576 --> 00:40:58,412 Leon will kill me. 449 00:40:58,495 --> 00:41:01,873 He thinks I took his money. 450 00:41:01,914 --> 00:41:04,708 His money? 451 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:07,668 Armored-car heist almost two years ago. 452 00:41:07,751 --> 00:41:10,879 He's got a half a million stashed in a building up on Hill St. 453 00:41:10,962 --> 00:41:14,172 I don't know where the rest of it is. 454 00:41:15,799 --> 00:41:18,134 It'll turn up someday. 455 00:41:18,218 --> 00:41:21,637 You got room for one more, Jerry? 456 00:41:26,223 --> 00:41:28,183 You can't come back. 457 00:41:32,853 --> 00:41:35,020 I don't want to. 458 00:41:39,191 --> 00:41:41,068 What is it with you? 459 00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:43,610 She'll kill you as soon as she finds out about the money. 460 00:41:43,692 --> 00:41:45,569 You'll have to kill her first. 461 00:41:45,611 --> 00:41:47,403 No, I think I trust her. 462 00:41:47,487 --> 00:41:51,031 She's a whore. You can't trust a whore, Jerry. 463 00:41:51,116 --> 00:41:54,324 I said no. 464 00:41:54,408 --> 00:41:56,993 Let's get out of here fast. 465 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:04,292 Don't look at me like that. I need to go pee now. 466 00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:08,545 Just pull over right here. There's nobody here. 467 00:42:08,628 --> 00:42:10,795 - It's not a big deal. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 468 00:42:10,878 --> 00:42:14,799 Don't be sorry. Just gonna take two seconds, all right? 469 00:42:14,882 --> 00:42:17,049 - Be right back. - No problem. 470 00:42:17,132 --> 00:42:18,758 Wait here. 471 00:42:24,219 --> 00:42:26,223 Now I'm in the back seat. 472 00:42:26,306 --> 00:42:29,266 Next it'll be the trash. You have to listen to me. 473 00:42:29,349 --> 00:42:31,475 - I think you're jealous. - Your little friend isn't gonna 474 00:42:31,559 --> 00:42:34,062 understand our relationship, Jerry. Think about it. 475 00:42:34,145 --> 00:42:35,813 I'm only trying to help you. 476 00:42:35,895 --> 00:42:37,814 Let her take a piss, for fuck's sake. 477 00:42:37,897 --> 00:42:40,649 It's the middle of nowhere. Do it now! 478 00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:11,167 What did I say? Just be cool. 479 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:14,045 Temperance will see you through most things. 480 00:44:14,130 --> 00:44:17,172 You know, it's all about the future now. 481 00:44:17,255 --> 00:44:19,341 Yeah, the future. 482 00:44:19,425 --> 00:44:21,675 Exactly, the future. 483 00:44:21,717 --> 00:44:24,512 Long-term sustained growth. 484 00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:26,805 And how we gonna do that? 485 00:44:26,888 --> 00:44:29,346 - Diversify? - Damn straight, 486 00:44:29,388 --> 00:44:31,309 diversify. 487 00:44:31,392 --> 00:44:34,934 Stocks, bonds and of course, real estate. 488 00:44:35,018 --> 00:44:37,603 We're talking a wide array of growth industry 489 00:44:37,687 --> 00:44:41,022 as well as the more steady, conservative investment. 490 00:44:41,105 --> 00:44:45,024 Don't even fuck with commodities. 491 00:44:45,107 --> 00:44:48,152 They're just gonna get you in trouble. 492 00:45:23,674 --> 00:45:25,594 Yeah, this is Rachael. 493 00:45:25,677 --> 00:45:29,387 I'm looking for some companionship 494 00:45:29,429 --> 00:45:31,224 for the night. 495 00:45:34,392 --> 00:45:36,852 Where are you? 496 00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:39,061 I'm at home. 497 00:45:39,145 --> 00:45:41,940 Hey, bitch, you got a permit to work in my building? 498 00:45:42,023 --> 00:45:44,483 Sorry, I've never done this before. 499 00:45:44,565 --> 00:45:47,150 Hey hey, trick! 500 00:45:47,234 --> 00:45:48,694 Don't you walk away from me now. 501 00:45:48,778 --> 00:45:52,653 Well, there was this one time... 502 00:45:53,948 --> 00:45:55,239 Where are you? 503 00:45:55,281 --> 00:45:57,240 What is this? 504 00:45:57,282 --> 00:45:59,575 - In the movies... - Mm-hmm. 505 00:45:59,617 --> 00:46:03,078 ...we use big cameras. - What the fuck is this? 506 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,831 What the fuck is this? Are you paying? Are you paying? 507 00:46:06,914 --> 00:46:08,914 Where's home, dipshit? 508 00:46:08,998 --> 00:46:11,208 Do you accept the Lord Jesus Christ 509 00:46:11,292 --> 00:46:14,253 ...as your personal lord and savior? - Excuse me one moment, please. 510 00:46:14,294 --> 00:46:16,295 Whore! 511 00:46:16,379 --> 00:46:19,089 Get the fuck out of here. I ain't playing with you! 512 00:46:19,172 --> 00:46:21,090 Get out of here. What the hell? 513 00:46:21,131 --> 00:46:22,632 He was gonna make me a star. 514 00:46:22,714 --> 00:46:25,426 Get in that damn street and make my fucking money. 515 00:46:25,509 --> 00:46:27,552 I ain't playing with you. 516 00:46:29,762 --> 00:46:31,931 Repent, vixen of Satan. 517 00:46:32,014 --> 00:46:34,765 Repent! 518 00:46:34,807 --> 00:46:38,645 Repent! The end is near! 519 00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:50,650 Is everything okay? 520 00:46:50,735 --> 00:46:53,195 - What was that? - Everything's cool. 521 00:46:53,279 --> 00:46:55,405 So how do I get to your place, lover? 522 00:46:55,488 --> 00:46:58,490 I live at... 523 00:46:58,573 --> 00:47:01,618 uh, 26 Cabrillo Avenue. 524 00:47:01,701 --> 00:47:04,536 - By the marina? - Yeah, how'd you know? 525 00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:08,247 Lucky guess. Have a few clients there. 526 00:47:08,330 --> 00:47:11,125 Okay, give me 15. 527 00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:12,960 Bye. 528 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:24,051 Gotta get some. 529 00:47:29,386 --> 00:47:31,554 Gotta shower first. 530 00:47:52,109 --> 00:47:53,986 Breaking news just in. 531 00:47:54,027 --> 00:47:56,904 Authorities believe that the latest rash of serial murders 532 00:47:56,987 --> 00:47:58,656 have been committed by a woman. 533 00:47:58,698 --> 00:48:00,492 They believe she may be a prostitute 534 00:48:00,575 --> 00:48:03,994 and the local tabloids have dubbed the culprit the "Call-Girl Killer. " 535 00:48:04,036 --> 00:48:07,371 She has claimed 10 victims so far, all male. 536 00:48:07,454 --> 00:48:08,954 Now back to Jim in sports. 537 00:48:09,038 --> 00:48:11,040 It's about time. 538 00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:15,084 "The Call-Girl Killer, " huh? 539 00:48:18,837 --> 00:48:20,794 How original. 540 00:48:31,554 --> 00:48:34,347 - Look at that. - Check this out. 541 00:48:34,389 --> 00:48:36,099 - '88, right? - Yeah. 542 00:48:36,182 --> 00:48:39,226 But did you see the girl that's sitting in there? 543 00:48:56,071 --> 00:48:58,532 You boys gonna be around later? 544 00:48:58,573 --> 00:49:01,658 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 545 00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:36,140 - Victor? - Yeah. 546 00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:38,557 How'd you guess? 547 00:49:39,934 --> 00:49:41,934 Lucky guess. 548 00:49:48,815 --> 00:49:52,402 Nice house. Is it yours? 549 00:49:52,485 --> 00:49:54,526 Yeah, why? 550 00:49:54,609 --> 00:49:56,569 Where are your parents? 551 00:49:58,364 --> 00:50:00,532 My parents are out of town for the weekend. 552 00:50:01,615 --> 00:50:04,368 Is it that obvious? 553 00:50:11,622 --> 00:50:15,166 How come you're not in any of the pictures? 554 00:50:15,249 --> 00:50:17,708 I'm... 555 00:50:17,794 --> 00:50:19,752 I'm kind of the black sheep of the family. 556 00:50:19,794 --> 00:50:22,755 The clan's more proud of my brother. 557 00:50:22,797 --> 00:50:26,174 He's the family success story. 558 00:50:27,968 --> 00:50:30,009 Which makes you the screw up, huh? 559 00:50:31,885 --> 00:50:35,055 - Yeah. - Yeah. 560 00:50:37,305 --> 00:50:39,767 So how about we get to it 561 00:50:39,808 --> 00:50:41,767 since I'm on the clock? 562 00:50:44,143 --> 00:50:46,061 Okay, I'm just used 563 00:50:46,145 --> 00:50:48,106 to a little more discussion, you know? 564 00:50:48,189 --> 00:50:49,857 Well, I'm... 565 00:50:49,940 --> 00:50:52,192 I'm a little short on cash, so, uh... 566 00:50:52,275 --> 00:50:55,442 Okay, junior. 567 00:50:55,525 --> 00:50:58,404 Whatever floats your boat. 568 00:50:59,572 --> 00:51:01,573 Let's head upstairs. 569 00:51:14,999 --> 00:51:18,625 So, how about we get that transaction out of the way? 570 00:51:20,252 --> 00:51:23,129 - Business first. - Right. 571 00:51:29,966 --> 00:51:31,927 Here you are, Miss Rachael. 572 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,762 $1,000 it is. 573 00:51:36,847 --> 00:51:40,098 So this your first time? 574 00:51:42,017 --> 00:51:43,768 Yeah. 575 00:51:43,852 --> 00:51:44,810 How'd you know? 576 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:48,063 Lucky guess. 577 00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:51,107 So what are we gonna do? 578 00:51:52,648 --> 00:51:55,107 Oh... 579 00:51:55,191 --> 00:51:57,819 Well, I'd like you 580 00:51:57,861 --> 00:52:00,697 to tie me to the bed and ride me. 581 00:52:00,779 --> 00:52:04,616 But, well, you have to blindfold me first. 582 00:52:04,699 --> 00:52:07,158 Ooh, that sounds kinky. 583 00:52:07,242 --> 00:52:10,160 For $1,000 bucks it's doable, right? 584 00:52:10,202 --> 00:52:12,204 Whatever you want, baby. 585 00:52:19,374 --> 00:52:21,167 You like that, huh? 586 00:52:21,251 --> 00:52:23,211 - Yeah. - Yeah, you do. 587 00:52:28,090 --> 00:52:31,634 You've been a little naughty. 588 00:52:31,717 --> 00:52:33,468 Maybe. Oh! 589 00:52:41,057 --> 00:52:43,016 Get it tight. 590 00:52:45,393 --> 00:52:48,687 How's that feel? 591 00:52:50,939 --> 00:52:53,314 Perfect. 592 00:52:53,397 --> 00:52:55,525 Are you getting naked yet? 593 00:52:55,567 --> 00:52:57,693 Oh, in a second. 594 00:53:05,824 --> 00:53:07,783 Ooh! 595 00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:23,044 This is so great. 596 00:53:24,086 --> 00:53:26,046 Yeah. 597 00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,715 I'll make it well worth your while. 598 00:53:31,842 --> 00:53:34,427 I don't doubt that for a second. 599 00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:46,309 Baby, that tickles. 600 00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:58,860 What the hell are you doing? 601 00:54:55,315 --> 00:54:57,274 How pathetic. 602 00:55:50,477 --> 00:55:52,437 Rachael. 603 00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:07,697 Rachael. 604 00:56:10,407 --> 00:56:12,451 Rachael. 605 00:56:16,076 --> 00:56:18,038 Rachael. 606 00:56:21,790 --> 00:56:23,835 Why did you kill me, Rachael? 607 00:56:30,671 --> 00:56:32,630 Are you scared? 608 00:56:35,259 --> 00:56:37,843 'Cause you should be. 609 00:56:46,849 --> 00:56:49,768 Please don't kill me! Please! I'm sorry! 610 00:56:49,810 --> 00:56:51,352 I'm sorry! Please! 611 00:56:51,436 --> 00:56:54,313 Please don't kill me. 612 00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:02,276 So, you know, she's pushing the cart along 613 00:57:02,359 --> 00:57:05,404 and she thinks all's okay and all's well and all's dandy. 614 00:57:05,487 --> 00:57:08,904 But then she goes and looks in the cart and realizes it's not her baby in there, 615 00:57:08,989 --> 00:57:10,824 but a zebra. 616 00:57:14,327 --> 00:57:16,244 What do we got? What do we got? 617 00:57:16,328 --> 00:57:19,454 Oh, man, all right. Let's see, what do we got here? 618 00:57:23,584 --> 00:57:27,001 - What do we got? What do we got? - A letter from your ex-wife. 619 00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:29,002 Three or seven, which one? 620 00:57:38,508 --> 00:57:41,427 Who is that guy? 621 00:57:43,637 --> 00:57:45,681 Beats me. 622 00:57:49,516 --> 00:57:52,144 Look at this. Your parole officer. 623 00:57:52,228 --> 00:57:54,187 Yeah, I know. I shouldn't have peed in that swimming pool. 624 00:57:54,229 --> 00:57:56,187 All right, what else we got? 625 00:58:32,044 --> 00:58:35,049 Professor Dayton. 626 00:58:35,132 --> 00:58:37,634 Professor Dayton. 627 00:58:43,970 --> 00:58:45,888 Dean Thompson. 628 00:58:45,972 --> 00:58:49,723 So when will we see what you're doing in there? 629 00:58:49,807 --> 00:58:52,393 Well, as you know, that's my deal with the university. 630 00:58:52,476 --> 00:58:55,187 I teach and you allow me to work on my projects. 631 00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:59,189 I know, Dayton, but it's been over 20 years. 632 00:58:59,230 --> 00:59:03,068 Well, actually, you'll find out sooner than you think. 633 00:59:03,152 --> 00:59:05,192 You mean... 634 00:59:05,235 --> 00:59:07,278 Yes, very soon, indeed. 635 00:59:07,361 --> 00:59:09,321 Now what can I do for you, Dean? 636 00:59:09,406 --> 00:59:12,281 Oh, almost forgot. 637 00:59:12,366 --> 00:59:15,325 I've got this wedding invitation in the mail. 638 00:59:15,409 --> 00:59:18,367 Yes, I do hope you can attend. 639 00:59:19,536 --> 00:59:22,415 This is not one of your practical jokes? 640 00:59:22,457 --> 00:59:25,415 Oh, I assure you, it is not. 641 00:59:25,457 --> 00:59:28,334 But when did you have time to meet this woman? 642 00:59:28,418 --> 00:59:31,085 When you're not teaching, you're here in the lab. 643 00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:33,464 Love has its ways. 644 00:59:33,546 --> 00:59:37,465 Of course, but, Professor, at your age, 645 00:59:37,548 --> 00:59:40,301 - you're getting married? - Already got the rings. 646 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,888 I'll be there. 647 00:59:45,971 --> 00:59:48,097 Is it going to be a big wedding? 648 00:59:48,180 --> 00:59:51,100 Just a few colleagues and some of my former 649 00:59:51,184 --> 00:59:52,558 special students. 650 00:59:56,145 --> 00:59:59,356 - I guess congratulations are in order. - Thank you. 651 01:00:20,621 --> 01:00:23,080 Looks exactly the same. 652 01:00:23,122 --> 01:00:26,208 I don't know. I think that gray might be different. 653 01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:35,755 - Look at that. - Check this out. 654 01:00:35,797 --> 01:00:38,049 - '88, right? - Yeah. 655 01:00:38,132 --> 01:00:41,509 But did you see the girl that's sitting in there? 656 01:00:43,218 --> 01:00:45,136 I don't care about the '88. Check this out. 657 01:00:45,219 --> 01:00:48,929 Look at that. Whoa, whoa. 658 01:00:54,268 --> 01:00:57,270 - This is his neighbor? - I don't... 659 01:00:57,312 --> 01:01:00,314 - I don't... I don't know. - Whoa, whoa. 660 01:01:00,356 --> 01:01:01,815 You boys gonna be around later? 661 01:01:01,898 --> 01:01:05,275 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 662 01:01:07,569 --> 01:01:09,652 All right, let's go. Come on. 663 01:01:09,735 --> 01:01:11,112 The professor's waiting. Let's go. 664 01:01:11,154 --> 01:01:12,780 - Come on. - Relax, man. 665 01:01:44,676 --> 01:01:45,968 Let me get it, dear. 666 01:01:46,053 --> 01:01:49,264 Oh, hi, boys. Come in, come in. The door's open. 667 01:01:49,348 --> 01:01:51,599 Come on. 668 01:01:51,682 --> 01:01:55,018 Hey, Professor, it's so good to see you. 669 01:01:55,102 --> 01:01:57,852 - Professor, you look great. - You guys look great, too. 670 01:01:57,936 --> 01:02:00,271 Come in, come in, come in. 671 01:02:00,354 --> 01:02:04,273 I'm so glad neither one of you were too busy to come to town. 672 01:02:04,356 --> 01:02:07,316 - And miss your wedding? - We wouldn't miss it for the world. 673 01:02:07,358 --> 01:02:09,319 This place looks exactly the same. 674 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,944 Brings back memories. 675 01:02:11,028 --> 01:02:13,904 When you two were my smartest students, 676 01:02:13,988 --> 01:02:17,574 we'd sit around and argue theories of evolution. 677 01:02:17,657 --> 01:02:19,243 But you would always win the argument, 678 01:02:19,327 --> 01:02:21,162 even if sometimes you were just pulling our leg. 679 01:02:21,245 --> 01:02:23,537 Well, I had to spice things up a little. 680 01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:26,498 So, Professor, when are we going to meet the lucky lady? 681 01:02:26,538 --> 01:02:28,247 Soon. 682 01:02:28,331 --> 01:02:32,375 Professor, how's your secret experiment coming along? 683 01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:34,252 Oh, fine. 684 01:02:34,336 --> 01:02:35,920 Is it really for the government, Professor? 685 01:02:37,296 --> 01:02:39,505 Do you remember the one about you being 686 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:41,546 - Dr. Frankenstein, Professor? - Oh, yeah. 687 01:02:41,588 --> 01:02:43,258 If you only knew the rumors about that. 688 01:02:43,341 --> 01:02:44,926 I knew about them. 689 01:02:45,009 --> 01:02:48,555 They couldn't come between me and my work. 690 01:02:48,638 --> 01:02:52,057 Charles, John... 691 01:02:52,098 --> 01:02:54,266 I think it's finally done! 692 01:02:54,349 --> 01:02:56,017 Professor, that's great. 693 01:02:56,100 --> 01:02:58,060 Can you finally tell us? 694 01:02:58,144 --> 01:03:00,520 Soon, but you didn't come here for that. 695 01:03:00,603 --> 01:03:02,062 You came for my wedding! 696 01:03:02,104 --> 01:03:04,022 - That's true. - Of course. 697 01:03:04,063 --> 01:03:05,689 So tell us about her, Professor. 698 01:03:05,772 --> 01:03:07,732 Is she a teacher at the university? 699 01:03:07,773 --> 01:03:09,358 How did you meet her? 700 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,112 Hold on, I'll tell you everything. 701 01:03:12,195 --> 01:03:14,280 Let's see, first of all, 702 01:03:14,363 --> 01:03:17,197 she's not from around here. 703 01:03:17,238 --> 01:03:19,867 Did you meet her on a sabbatical? 704 01:03:19,908 --> 01:03:22,285 John, the professor doesn't do sabbaticals, am I right? 705 01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:24,953 - That's right. - After all these years, 706 01:03:25,037 --> 01:03:26,496 we thought you were a confirmed bachelor. 707 01:03:26,579 --> 01:03:28,038 So did I. 708 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:31,456 Hello. 709 01:03:35,169 --> 01:03:38,296 I'm hope I'm not interrupting your reunion. 710 01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:40,297 Honey, you could never be an interruption. 711 01:03:40,380 --> 01:03:42,757 Charles, John, I'd like you to meet Kathy, 712 01:03:42,798 --> 01:03:45,217 - my fiancée. - Hello. 713 01:03:45,260 --> 01:03:47,386 - Nice to meet you. - Pleasure to meet you too! 714 01:03:47,427 --> 01:03:49,721 - Hello. - Hi. 715 01:03:49,805 --> 01:03:52,597 Oh, you really have to try my pierogis 716 01:03:53,806 --> 01:03:55,557 Okay. 717 01:03:55,641 --> 01:03:58,143 Honey, can you help me a moment? 718 01:03:58,226 --> 01:04:00,728 Oh, of course, sweetheart. Boys, I'll be right back. 719 01:04:00,811 --> 01:04:03,729 You know where the bar is. Help yourself. 720 01:04:07,233 --> 01:04:09,317 Okay is this a joke? 721 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,569 I don't think so. I need a drink. What're you drinking? 722 01:04:12,736 --> 01:04:15,403 A triple of whatever that is. 723 01:04:17,365 --> 01:04:19,866 She's not even old enough to be his granddaughter. 724 01:04:21,116 --> 01:04:23,328 Wait a minute. 725 01:04:23,411 --> 01:04:24,952 What? 726 01:04:27,828 --> 01:04:29,705 The prof did it. 727 01:04:31,790 --> 01:04:33,709 What're you talking about? 728 01:04:33,791 --> 01:04:35,501 Do you remember all the experiments he's been working on? 729 01:04:35,584 --> 01:04:37,628 I don't know. He was working on so many. 730 01:04:37,712 --> 01:04:39,086 I remember the robotic stuff. 731 01:04:39,128 --> 01:04:41,631 - And? - Then he would joke 732 01:04:41,673 --> 01:04:44,966 that he could create the perfect woman. 733 01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:49,011 If I could create the perfect woman, 734 01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:52,429 I'd make sure there was an on/off switch in there somewhere. 735 01:04:54,639 --> 01:04:59,059 And a volume control. 736 01:05:07,647 --> 01:05:09,858 You got a better explanation? 737 01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:11,817 You think? 738 01:05:11,902 --> 01:05:14,151 He's a freaking quantum engineer. You know that. 739 01:05:14,235 --> 01:05:16,363 You and I have both seen some of the stuff he's done. 740 01:05:16,446 --> 01:05:18,363 Yeah, but this? 741 01:05:18,447 --> 01:05:21,115 Again, do you have a better explanation? 742 01:05:21,157 --> 01:05:24,283 No. 743 01:05:24,326 --> 01:05:27,536 But I'd say good for the prof. 744 01:05:27,618 --> 01:05:31,372 You really have to try my chicken dumplings. 745 01:05:31,457 --> 01:05:33,665 Oh, um... 746 01:05:33,748 --> 01:05:35,168 Dayton had to go to store 747 01:05:35,208 --> 01:05:38,293 to pick up something for me. 748 01:05:39,919 --> 01:05:42,714 Uh, Kathy, are you okay? 749 01:05:44,173 --> 01:05:47,635 Dayton had to go to store to pick up something for me. 750 01:05:47,718 --> 01:05:52,095 So I guess... 751 01:05:52,178 --> 01:05:54,387 Uh, Kathy, why don't you sit down? 752 01:05:54,471 --> 01:05:56,849 Okay. 753 01:05:58,976 --> 01:06:02,268 Can I, um... can I get you a drink? 754 01:06:02,352 --> 01:06:04,395 Oh, no thank you. 755 01:06:04,478 --> 01:06:07,230 Dayton doesn't like me to drink... 756 01:06:07,312 --> 01:06:09,231 alcohol. 757 01:06:12,858 --> 01:06:15,736 Must be heat from the kitchen. 758 01:06:15,819 --> 01:06:17,988 I'm not used to the heat. 759 01:06:19,488 --> 01:06:23,033 So, um, Kathy, how did you and the professor meet? 760 01:06:23,117 --> 01:06:27,035 Oh, it's kind of funny, 761 01:06:27,077 --> 01:06:30,913 because I really don't remember, 762 01:06:30,996 --> 01:06:33,833 I mean, really how we meet. 763 01:06:33,916 --> 01:06:38,667 I only remember just being with him. 764 01:06:38,709 --> 01:06:42,629 Oh, please, please don't tell Dayton that I told you this. 765 01:06:42,711 --> 01:06:44,505 Because he tells everyone 766 01:06:44,546 --> 01:06:46,842 some romantic story about how we met 767 01:06:46,883 --> 01:06:49,759 and he would be really sad 768 01:06:49,843 --> 01:06:52,678 if I don't remember. 769 01:06:52,763 --> 01:06:56,014 Timer. I'll be right back with more hors d'oeuvres. 770 01:06:56,098 --> 01:06:59,182 Okay. What do you think? 771 01:06:59,267 --> 01:07:01,350 What's there to think? She doesn't drink. 772 01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:02,934 Because liquids would screw up her circuits. 773 01:07:03,017 --> 01:07:06,729 Exactly. Maybe he hasn't figured out a way to shield them yet. 774 01:07:06,811 --> 01:07:08,772 Do you think she can eat? 775 01:07:08,855 --> 01:07:11,275 What do you think she eats? 776 01:07:11,357 --> 01:07:13,733 I don't know. 777 01:07:15,528 --> 01:07:18,445 You really have to try my paté 778 01:07:20,739 --> 01:07:23,241 So, Kathy, are you having any? 779 01:07:23,324 --> 01:07:25,158 Me? 780 01:07:25,242 --> 01:07:27,702 No. 781 01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:30,453 Girl has to watch their figure. 782 01:07:30,537 --> 01:07:33,957 And I won't be able to fit my wedding gown. 783 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:37,790 So, when did you graduate? 784 01:07:37,875 --> 01:07:40,876 - About four years ago. - The same. 785 01:07:40,959 --> 01:07:43,920 Dayton tells me you're both engineers. 786 01:07:43,962 --> 01:07:45,715 Mmm-hmm. 787 01:07:45,756 --> 01:07:48,799 I'm engineer too. 788 01:07:48,883 --> 01:07:50,718 Oh, no kidding. 789 01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,635 I'll be right back. 790 01:07:57,222 --> 01:08:00,099 - Amazing. - She's perfect. 791 01:08:00,182 --> 01:08:03,476 Did she just say engineer or engineered? 792 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:05,811 The professor, he's a genius. 793 01:08:05,894 --> 01:08:09,481 Do you remember when the professor used to play all those practical jokes on us? 794 01:08:09,563 --> 01:08:12,565 The exploding sandwich. 795 01:08:12,648 --> 01:08:16,569 Try the egg sandwiches. They're delicious. 796 01:08:23,616 --> 01:08:25,991 You keep both hands on the wheel. 797 01:08:26,074 --> 01:08:29,743 You young people nowadays don't know how to drive. 798 01:08:54,843 --> 01:08:57,514 Maybe you should try the bathroom before you go, John. 799 01:08:57,596 --> 01:09:00,515 Long drive ahead. 800 01:09:08,729 --> 01:09:11,188 It still hurts sometimes, you know. 801 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:12,856 It wasn't a real snake, John. 802 01:09:12,939 --> 01:09:15,818 - It was robotics. - Tell that to my leg. 803 01:09:15,901 --> 01:09:18,943 Of course. 804 01:09:18,985 --> 01:09:20,321 Do you think this is one of them? 805 01:09:20,404 --> 01:09:22,989 It's gotta be. Remember when we first got here 806 01:09:23,072 --> 01:09:25,782 and he said we were "two of his smartest students"? 807 01:09:25,866 --> 01:09:28,534 He's probably somewhere laughing at us right now. 808 01:09:28,616 --> 01:09:30,659 Don't you get it? That's why he left us alone with her. 809 01:09:30,742 --> 01:09:32,662 He wants us to figure out Kathy, 810 01:09:32,745 --> 01:09:34,538 his new and best invention. 811 01:09:34,621 --> 01:09:36,371 Oh, he almost got us. 812 01:09:36,454 --> 01:09:39,249 What are we gonna do? 813 01:09:40,917 --> 01:09:42,960 Let's pull a prank on him. 814 01:09:43,002 --> 01:09:45,171 Let's find the switch that'll turn her off. 815 01:09:45,254 --> 01:09:48,296 Hope you liked my pierogis 816 01:09:48,381 --> 01:09:50,299 - Delicious, - Yeah. 817 01:09:50,341 --> 01:09:51,882 Good. 818 01:09:51,967 --> 01:09:55,428 I'll be right back. I'll make some more. 819 01:09:58,638 --> 01:10:00,514 Maybe we could give you a hand. 820 01:10:23,779 --> 01:10:27,574 Look at this, the culture and design is just absolute perfection. 821 01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:29,908 This blood is just so real. 822 01:10:35,662 --> 01:10:38,331 Oh my God. I haven't felt any circuits yet though. 823 01:10:38,373 --> 01:10:40,166 Did you find the circuits? 824 01:10:40,249 --> 01:10:42,333 I think I found it. 825 01:10:45,003 --> 01:10:47,254 Oh my God, look at this. 826 01:10:47,338 --> 01:10:49,590 The skin's so... 827 01:10:49,673 --> 01:10:51,883 It's perfect! Perfect! 828 01:10:51,966 --> 01:10:54,173 Hey, Charles. 829 01:10:56,678 --> 01:10:58,595 Charles, check out the brain. 830 01:11:01,848 --> 01:11:03,681 Look, it even jiggles the right way. 831 01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:05,932 - Can I touch it? - Yeah, go ahead. 832 01:11:07,352 --> 01:11:09,812 Oh, oh, oh. 833 01:11:09,895 --> 01:11:11,894 My God. 834 01:11:13,439 --> 01:11:16,358 The nerve endings... pituitary gland in place. 835 01:11:16,399 --> 01:11:19,111 Everything, it's in here. Oh, God. 836 01:11:21,860 --> 01:11:24,738 I gotta tell you, man, this guy's a genius. 837 01:11:24,779 --> 01:11:26,614 This guy's a genius. 838 01:11:26,697 --> 01:11:28,824 The detail is just impeccable. 839 01:11:28,907 --> 01:11:30,576 Never found the right end. 840 01:11:36,413 --> 01:11:39,122 - Look at this. - What? 841 01:11:43,043 --> 01:11:46,294 It's a scrapbook. 842 01:11:46,377 --> 01:11:49,381 I mean, look at this... pictures and letters. 843 01:11:49,464 --> 01:11:51,255 With... with... 844 01:11:51,339 --> 01:11:54,591 I mean, it's like the detail he's gone to make this woman real is just unreal. 845 01:11:54,675 --> 01:11:56,177 He's a genius. 846 01:11:56,261 --> 01:11:57,887 "My dearest Emmett. " 847 01:11:57,970 --> 01:12:00,930 "Dating for the Scientific Community, New Editions. " 848 01:12:00,971 --> 01:12:03,806 "Katia is an engineer in the University of Moscow. 849 01:12:03,888 --> 01:12:05,639 She specializes in aeronautics. 850 01:12:05,724 --> 01:12:07,893 She's seeking a warm and cuddly older gentleman 851 01:12:07,977 --> 01:12:09,892 - with a sense of humor. " - We finally got him back. 852 01:12:09,934 --> 01:12:11,729 "Rocket scientists preferred. 853 01:12:11,770 --> 01:12:15,772 Must talk to Dr. Farwell about global transience amnesia. " 854 01:12:21,609 --> 01:12:22,903 What? 855 01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:26,905 Mr. Melancholy, it's not a big deal. 856 01:12:26,947 --> 01:12:29,573 We're gonna help him put her back together before the wedding, okay? 857 01:12:29,657 --> 01:12:33,076 What? 858 01:12:33,118 --> 01:12:36,161 John, I think... 859 01:12:36,245 --> 01:12:39,079 What? What is this? 860 01:12:39,121 --> 01:12:40,538 I think she... 861 01:12:43,959 --> 01:12:47,168 Mail-order bride. 862 01:12:49,754 --> 01:12:51,546 John, she's... 863 01:12:54,341 --> 01:12:57,593 She's... oh God. 864 01:12:57,636 --> 01:12:59,844 Oh my God, Charles. What're we gonna do? 865 01:12:59,927 --> 01:13:01,888 Oh my God! 866 01:13:03,804 --> 01:13:06,641 Honey, I'm back! 867 01:13:07,766 --> 01:13:09,725 Sorry, guys, but, uh... 868 01:13:11,686 --> 01:13:15,188 Kathy ordered this cake and Kathy doesn't drive 869 01:13:15,271 --> 01:13:17,148 so I had to go pick it up. 870 01:13:28,279 --> 01:13:30,281 Kathy? John? 871 01:13:30,366 --> 01:13:31,616 Charles? 872 01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:36,161 Kathy? 873 01:13:36,244 --> 01:13:38,452 John? 874 01:13:38,536 --> 01:13:40,664 Charles? 875 01:13:40,748 --> 01:13:43,875 Kathy? 876 01:13:43,958 --> 01:13:45,877 John? 877 01:13:45,959 --> 01:13:47,546 Charles? 878 01:13:57,050 --> 01:13:59,801 She sure knows how to cook! 879 01:14:01,135 --> 01:14:03,887 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 880 01:14:07,057 --> 01:14:10,393 Oh bah! 881 01:14:18,649 --> 01:14:20,565 Hey, don't be pushing. 882 01:14:20,649 --> 01:14:22,735 You got a lot of nerve. I'm a doctor, lady. 883 01:14:22,818 --> 01:14:24,277 Let me tell you, your food sucks. 884 01:14:24,361 --> 01:14:26,486 I've seen fresher fish in the LA river 885 01:14:26,569 --> 01:14:28,154 in a drought season! 886 01:14:28,195 --> 01:14:29,862 Okay okay, I'm sorry. Come on, let's make up. 887 01:14:29,946 --> 01:14:31,448 No, no, no. Me love you long time. 888 01:14:31,531 --> 01:14:33,741 Me so sorry. 889 01:14:36,284 --> 01:14:38,409 What? 890 01:14:38,494 --> 01:14:40,204 Hey, man. 891 01:14:40,289 --> 01:14:42,499 Can you help me out with some spare change? 892 01:14:42,540 --> 01:14:44,750 No, man, I'm sorry. But listen, I'm gonna think good thoughts for you. 893 01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:46,667 Whew! Good thoughts. Good thoughts. 894 01:14:46,751 --> 01:14:48,544 Hey, just wait. Be patient. 895 01:14:48,627 --> 01:14:50,752 How 'bout something to eat? 896 01:14:50,835 --> 01:14:53,963 No, but good thoughts. Really really good thoughts. 897 01:14:54,047 --> 01:14:56,006 Hold up! 898 01:14:59,050 --> 01:15:01,677 All right, all right. Let me have a poodle just like his. 899 01:15:01,761 --> 01:15:03,177 One just like his. 900 01:15:03,219 --> 01:15:04,929 Come on, hand it over. 901 01:15:09,515 --> 01:15:11,185 Jeez, let's go. 902 01:15:25,401 --> 01:15:28,027 Spare change? 903 01:15:29,321 --> 01:15:32,031 Hey, here you go, man. 904 01:15:32,073 --> 01:15:34,074 See? 905 01:15:34,157 --> 01:15:35,784 Thinking good thoughts for you, huh? 906 01:15:45,749 --> 01:15:48,209 Excuse me, pardon me. 907 01:15:55,547 --> 01:15:57,173 Thank you. 908 01:16:18,147 --> 01:16:21,523 Somebody, please! We need a doctor! We need a doctor! 909 01:16:21,607 --> 01:16:23,858 Hey, what's going on? 910 01:16:23,941 --> 01:16:26,567 Bad dog. 911 01:16:26,609 --> 01:16:28,068 Huh. 912 01:17:15,644 --> 01:17:17,061 You're late again. 913 01:17:17,144 --> 01:17:19,479 What? All the sick people go home? 914 01:17:19,562 --> 01:17:21,939 I thought we spoke about this. 915 01:17:22,023 --> 01:17:24,732 My sentence dictates that I spend 30 days here. I'm here. 916 01:17:24,816 --> 01:17:26,610 So what do we got? 917 01:17:26,652 --> 01:17:29,653 This is not a sentence, Doctor. 918 01:17:29,737 --> 01:17:32,406 It's an opportunity to prove yourself, 919 01:17:32,489 --> 01:17:34,572 to help the community. 920 01:17:34,656 --> 01:17:36,574 Do you want me to call the judge 921 01:17:36,657 --> 01:17:38,576 and tell him your heart's not in it? 922 01:17:38,659 --> 01:17:42,078 Anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're a bitch? 923 01:17:42,161 --> 01:17:44,789 - No. - Really? 924 01:17:44,872 --> 01:17:47,206 Seriously, coffee... 925 01:17:47,290 --> 01:17:49,082 black. 926 01:17:49,166 --> 01:17:51,667 Mrs. Lexington is ready to be seen. 927 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:53,418 I'll bring her in. 928 01:18:27,192 --> 01:18:29,486 Go ahead and sit down. 929 01:18:29,527 --> 01:18:32,238 Be careful, there is a step. 930 01:18:34,488 --> 01:18:36,406 Very well. 931 01:18:39,409 --> 01:18:41,869 Let me get this for you. 932 01:18:41,952 --> 01:18:44,537 You can give me this too. 933 01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:46,747 Mrs. Lexington has been having some difficulty... 934 01:18:46,830 --> 01:18:48,832 With her vision. Mmm. 935 01:18:48,916 --> 01:18:52,292 Yes, how did you know? 936 01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:53,836 Lucky guess. 937 01:18:53,877 --> 01:18:55,504 I'm over here, darling. 938 01:18:55,588 --> 01:18:57,172 Mmm. 939 01:18:57,254 --> 01:18:59,922 Okay, Mrs. Lexington. 940 01:19:00,005 --> 01:19:01,925 Oh please, Doctor, 941 01:19:02,008 --> 01:19:04,674 call me Grams. Everybody does. 942 01:19:04,716 --> 01:19:07,512 Okay, Grams. 943 01:19:07,595 --> 01:19:11,430 Well, your eyes are shot. You're 74 years old. 944 01:19:11,514 --> 01:19:14,098 You've been battling glaucoma for the last 10. 945 01:19:14,182 --> 01:19:17,143 And you're past the point of safe surgical correction. 946 01:19:17,227 --> 01:19:19,978 Anything else I can do for you while you are here? 947 01:19:22,021 --> 01:19:24,939 Are you sure? 948 01:19:27,940 --> 01:19:30,151 I'm sure. 949 01:19:31,402 --> 01:19:33,904 What... what would you recommend? 950 01:19:33,946 --> 01:19:36,698 A seeing-eye dog? 951 01:19:36,781 --> 01:19:39,782 Doctor, please. 952 01:19:39,867 --> 01:19:42,701 Come, Grams, I'll get you a cab. 953 01:19:43,745 --> 01:19:46,079 Oh, if there's any movies that 954 01:19:46,162 --> 01:19:49,207 you want to see, don't wait. 955 01:19:52,082 --> 01:19:54,961 Oh, God. 956 01:19:55,045 --> 01:19:57,503 Another one down. 957 01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:12,097 Okay, let's see here. 958 01:20:12,138 --> 01:20:13,598 Yep, all right. 959 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:15,891 What you need is 960 01:20:15,933 --> 01:20:19,145 a three-week prescription of legal marijuana. 961 01:20:19,228 --> 01:20:21,186 There you go. Next. 962 01:20:23,772 --> 01:20:26,148 Take two of these 963 01:20:26,231 --> 01:20:28,148 three times a day. 964 01:20:28,231 --> 01:20:30,151 When you're done, 965 01:20:30,234 --> 01:20:32,153 call the emergency room. 966 01:20:32,236 --> 01:20:33,778 Next. 967 01:20:45,786 --> 01:20:47,621 Hi. What seems to be the problem? 968 01:20:47,704 --> 01:20:50,330 I don't know. It seems like 969 01:20:50,414 --> 01:20:52,123 everything's just not going right. 970 01:20:52,206 --> 01:20:54,085 Freight elevator 971 01:20:54,168 --> 01:20:56,127 crushed my wrist. 972 01:20:57,836 --> 01:20:59,795 Don't you need me to take off my clothes? 973 01:20:59,837 --> 01:21:01,963 Next. 974 01:21:05,927 --> 01:21:08,802 Ming... Ming Yee? 975 01:21:08,887 --> 01:21:10,679 Is that Chink or Jap? 976 01:21:12,305 --> 01:21:14,014 There you go. 977 01:21:14,098 --> 01:21:15,764 Next. 978 01:21:15,847 --> 01:21:19,018 You are funny today. That's good. That's good. 979 01:21:19,101 --> 01:21:22,393 We'll see how funny you are when I break your arm again and reset it. 980 01:21:22,477 --> 01:21:23,604 Next. 981 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:35,363 Got the ol' black eye there, huh? 982 01:21:35,446 --> 01:21:36,572 How did you get that? 983 01:21:36,655 --> 01:21:40,324 Ming Yee. 984 01:21:40,407 --> 01:21:42,785 Okay, here's what it's going to be. 985 01:21:42,868 --> 01:21:44,494 That be five dollar. 986 01:21:50,705 --> 01:21:51,830 Thanks, man. 987 01:21:51,913 --> 01:21:54,416 18mg of Viagra. 988 01:21:54,499 --> 01:21:55,459 Merry Christmas. 989 01:21:58,919 --> 01:22:02,130 Five doll... 990 01:22:03,630 --> 01:22:05,091 Next. 991 01:22:11,429 --> 01:22:13,596 Okay, what seems to be the problem? 992 01:22:15,056 --> 01:22:17,850 Sorry, hold on a second. 993 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:20,266 No, no, I'm listening. Go ahead. 994 01:22:21,685 --> 01:22:24,229 Nurse Jacobs, 995 01:22:24,312 --> 01:22:26,437 I can't write a prescription for ugly. 996 01:22:27,604 --> 01:22:29,899 Take this prescription. Go down to the pharmacy. 997 01:22:29,982 --> 01:22:32,358 Uh-huh. Yeah. 998 01:22:35,362 --> 01:22:37,153 I'm sorry, what did you say the problem was? 999 01:22:37,237 --> 01:22:40,197 Have him bring two bottles of wine. 1000 01:22:40,239 --> 01:22:42,491 The two of you take the entire bottle. 1001 01:22:42,575 --> 01:22:45,284 Drink all the wine. 1002 01:22:45,368 --> 01:22:47,661 I guarantee you'll never see me again. 1003 01:22:50,245 --> 01:22:51,871 Next. 1004 01:23:01,003 --> 01:23:03,629 Do you find medicine stressful? 1005 01:23:03,712 --> 01:23:05,091 Sure. 1006 01:23:05,175 --> 01:23:07,508 You see, now's the time we get to unwind. 1007 01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:10,301 There's a party tonight. Do you want to come? 1008 01:23:10,385 --> 01:23:11,969 It's a kind of a get-together. 1009 01:23:12,052 --> 01:23:14,679 It's ladies' night. 1010 01:23:14,721 --> 01:23:16,012 Maybe next time. 1011 01:23:16,096 --> 01:23:18,390 Hold you too that. Hmm. 1012 01:23:18,473 --> 01:23:20,391 See you tomorrow... on time. 1013 01:23:20,474 --> 01:23:23,268 On time. 1014 01:24:05,589 --> 01:24:08,050 Stop. See anything you like? 1015 01:24:08,132 --> 01:24:11,593 No, sorry, I'm into midgets right now. 1016 01:24:11,634 --> 01:24:13,510 Hey! 1017 01:24:13,594 --> 01:24:15,720 Aren't you the new doctor in the clinic? 1018 01:24:15,804 --> 01:24:18,389 For you? No, no, no. 1019 01:24:18,430 --> 01:24:21,349 Say, I... 1020 01:24:21,434 --> 01:24:23,768 I'm having real bad pains in my chest. 1021 01:24:23,852 --> 01:24:25,561 Oh, Is that right? Well, I'll you what, 1022 01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:27,519 I'm going in here and I'm going to get laid. 1023 01:24:27,603 --> 01:24:29,105 Then I'll come back. 1024 01:24:29,188 --> 01:24:31,356 Meet me down at the hospital and I'll give you 1025 01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:33,693 a bowel movement you will never forget, okay? 1026 01:24:33,776 --> 01:24:36,611 Yah! Whoo. 1027 01:24:38,110 --> 01:24:40,238 Asshole! 1028 01:24:41,906 --> 01:24:44,198 - Psst. Psst. - Professor. 1029 01:24:44,282 --> 01:24:46,575 - Shh. - What's up? 1030 01:24:46,659 --> 01:24:48,868 Say, those radios 1031 01:24:48,951 --> 01:24:51,620 you traded me were a hit. 1032 01:24:51,703 --> 01:24:53,288 Do you have some? 1033 01:24:53,372 --> 01:24:54,872 I've already sold one of them. 1034 01:24:54,956 --> 01:24:56,581 Do you have some more for me? 1035 01:24:56,622 --> 01:25:00,251 Actually, I need something from you. 1036 01:25:00,334 --> 01:25:01,501 What do you need? 1037 01:25:01,584 --> 01:25:04,754 Do you still have that voodoo kit? 1038 01:25:04,796 --> 01:25:06,588 I have the voodoo kit. 1039 01:25:06,630 --> 01:25:08,757 The beginners' or the advanced? 1040 01:25:08,841 --> 01:25:11,050 The very advanced. 1041 01:25:11,133 --> 01:25:13,050 Very advanced? Then, Professor, 1042 01:25:13,133 --> 01:25:16,721 you're going to need the chicken too. 1043 01:25:16,805 --> 01:25:19,055 That's what you need. 1044 01:25:19,138 --> 01:25:22,100 - Yah! - Okay, okay, I'll take the chicken. 1045 01:25:22,142 --> 01:25:25,351 You'll take it, okay. Yah. 1046 01:25:35,900 --> 01:25:37,818 Hey, back so soon? 1047 01:25:37,901 --> 01:25:40,445 Absolutely. 1048 01:25:40,528 --> 01:25:42,489 What did you bring me? 1049 01:25:42,530 --> 01:25:44,491 Ah... 1050 01:25:44,574 --> 01:25:45,950 You know the rules. 1051 01:25:46,033 --> 01:25:47,409 Gotta have new faces. 1052 01:25:47,492 --> 01:25:49,409 This doesn't work without new faces. 1053 01:25:49,493 --> 01:25:53,288 I brought party favors this time. 1054 01:25:55,414 --> 01:25:57,582 Okay. 1055 01:26:07,755 --> 01:26:10,757 Rachael. 1056 01:26:16,095 --> 01:26:18,346 Hey-ey-ey everybody. 1057 01:26:18,430 --> 01:26:20,181 Ooh-ooh-ooh. 1058 01:26:20,264 --> 01:26:23,308 Mmm-mmm-mmm. Thank you. 1059 01:26:23,391 --> 01:26:25,350 Mmm. You are so welcome. 1060 01:26:25,391 --> 01:26:28,310 Sandra, my love. 1061 01:26:28,352 --> 01:26:30,311 Gorgeous, darling. 1062 01:26:30,353 --> 01:26:32,356 Ooh. Whoo. 1063 01:26:32,398 --> 01:26:35,148 Oh, look at you. I do know you. 1064 01:26:36,857 --> 01:26:39,068 - Dr. Farwell, - Dino, Dino, Dino. 1065 01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:41,570 How are you? For your lovely lady there. 1066 01:26:41,653 --> 01:26:42,988 Hey, would you like anything special? 1067 01:26:43,030 --> 01:26:44,823 Take 'em, take' em, pass the them around. 1068 01:26:44,907 --> 01:26:46,740 - Make friends? - You will make so many friends. 1069 01:26:48,449 --> 01:26:50,785 Hey, hey, hey. I know you. 1070 01:26:50,867 --> 01:26:52,785 I know you. Aren't you... 1071 01:26:52,869 --> 01:26:55,329 Hold on. It's going to come to me. It's going to come to me. 1072 01:26:55,371 --> 01:26:59,540 Ah, ooh, lovely, lovely. I will catch you... 1073 01:26:59,623 --> 01:27:02,417 Ooh, my, my, my. 1074 01:27:02,501 --> 01:27:04,962 My, my, you look so good. 1075 01:27:05,045 --> 01:27:07,255 Everybody looking good today. 1076 01:27:07,338 --> 01:27:09,090 Hi. 1077 01:27:09,173 --> 01:27:11,965 Mmm-hmm. How are you? 1078 01:27:12,049 --> 01:27:13,509 You are nice. 1079 01:27:13,591 --> 01:27:15,384 Let's go. Let's go. 1080 01:27:17,637 --> 01:27:20,138 Mmm-hmm. Hello, honey. 1081 01:29:10,714 --> 01:29:12,548 Ladies and gentlemen, 1082 01:29:12,630 --> 01:29:14,590 let the real party begin. 1083 01:29:22,803 --> 01:29:25,139 Where have you been? 1084 01:29:25,223 --> 01:29:28,267 Do you realize what time it is? 1085 01:29:29,936 --> 01:29:32,604 Have you been out all night? 1086 01:29:32,688 --> 01:29:35,772 No, I always wear the same clothes for days at a time. 1087 01:29:35,814 --> 01:29:37,607 Phew! 1088 01:29:37,690 --> 01:29:39,775 Have you even slept? 1089 01:29:39,859 --> 01:29:42,277 Does it matter? 1090 01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:44,528 What have we got? 1091 01:29:44,611 --> 01:29:46,611 What have we got? 1092 01:30:12,379 --> 01:30:15,756 Um, I've got like a little bit of 1093 01:30:15,839 --> 01:30:17,759 a pain right here in that part of my wrist. 1094 01:30:17,842 --> 01:30:20,344 Okay, if you'll just take off your clothes, we'll take a look at it. 1095 01:30:23,930 --> 01:30:25,846 So I'm working my door at the club, right? 1096 01:30:25,930 --> 01:30:27,724 And this big huge guy just comes right up to me. 1097 01:30:27,807 --> 01:30:29,226 He's like, "Oh, I'm with Jim. " 1098 01:30:29,309 --> 01:30:30,811 I was like, "Who the hell is Jim, man?" 1099 01:30:30,893 --> 01:30:32,728 So, Doctor, I have this rash. 1100 01:30:32,811 --> 01:30:35,103 I'm sorry, if you'll take all of your clothes... 1101 01:30:35,187 --> 01:30:37,314 hey, you know, why don't you just bend over the table? 1102 01:30:37,397 --> 01:30:39,815 Take off your clothes and bend over the table. We'll take a quick look. 1103 01:30:39,857 --> 01:30:41,609 But it's just right here. 1104 01:30:41,692 --> 01:30:44,110 You know, it's probably a symptom of a deeper problem. 1105 01:30:44,193 --> 01:30:46,110 Let me grab my probe. We'll take a quick look. 1106 01:30:46,194 --> 01:30:47,904 But what could I do at the club? 1107 01:30:49,405 --> 01:30:52,074 I got it like two weeks ago and it's really itchy and pussy. 1108 01:30:52,157 --> 01:30:53,451 Here you go. 1109 01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,744 Is there a girl doctor who could... 1110 01:30:58,827 --> 01:31:00,704 No, honey, I'm the only doctor in this town. 1111 01:31:02,247 --> 01:31:04,624 - I don't really want to do this. - Oh. 1112 01:31:08,085 --> 01:31:11,296 "1-875-BIG-GIRLS, wow. " 1113 01:31:11,378 --> 01:31:13,421 - Are you fucking joking? - That's... 1114 01:31:13,504 --> 01:31:15,966 - Are you fucking serious? ... for Hollywood girls, big and bold. 1115 01:31:16,049 --> 01:31:19,050 What kind of fucking doctor are you? Are you kidding me? 1116 01:31:19,092 --> 01:31:22,052 Here's your prescription. Next. 1117 01:31:25,513 --> 01:31:28,558 - Is that your phone number? - Mmm-hmm. 1118 01:31:35,061 --> 01:31:37,062 Mr. Rhodes, 1119 01:31:37,104 --> 01:31:39,148 this is Dr. Farwell. 1120 01:31:39,230 --> 01:31:42,484 He's our attending physician for the next month. 1121 01:31:42,567 --> 01:31:45,942 He is here for a follow-up on his daughter Dusty. 1122 01:31:48,820 --> 01:31:50,196 Dusty? 1123 01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:53,200 We thought she was going to be a boy. 1124 01:31:53,241 --> 01:31:56,284 Thank you, Doctor, for seeing us. 1125 01:31:56,367 --> 01:31:58,827 We haven't been able to see a specialist yet. 1126 01:31:58,911 --> 01:32:00,871 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hang loose. 1127 01:32:00,955 --> 01:32:04,499 Okay, and a few weeks ago... 1128 01:32:04,582 --> 01:32:06,541 blood test... 1129 01:32:06,582 --> 01:32:08,833 white blood count... yada yada yada. 1130 01:32:16,091 --> 01:32:17,424 Oh, yeah, there it is. 1131 01:32:17,508 --> 01:32:19,715 What is it, Doctor? 1132 01:32:21,801 --> 01:32:23,678 You been having headaches, Dusty? 1133 01:32:23,761 --> 01:32:25,636 Sort of come and go real quick? 1134 01:32:26,679 --> 01:32:28,307 Yes. 1135 01:32:28,390 --> 01:32:31,016 It's cause you have a brain tumor. 1136 01:32:32,934 --> 01:32:34,852 Tumor? Is it... 1137 01:32:34,935 --> 01:32:36,979 is it cancer? 1138 01:32:37,063 --> 01:32:38,981 Inoperable cancer. 1139 01:32:44,025 --> 01:32:46,818 Okay, so there's a tumor. 1140 01:32:46,901 --> 01:32:49,528 We understand. 1141 01:32:54,990 --> 01:32:56,907 Doctor? 1142 01:32:57,994 --> 01:32:59,620 Doctor, 1143 01:32:59,702 --> 01:33:02,203 what is our next step? 1144 01:33:02,287 --> 01:33:04,581 Um... 1145 01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:10,920 have you attended your senior prom? 1146 01:33:11,002 --> 01:33:12,670 No, I'm a junior. 1147 01:33:12,752 --> 01:33:16,339 I'd find one to take her to this weekend. 1148 01:33:18,798 --> 01:33:20,757 Can I get some coffee? 1149 01:33:23,134 --> 01:33:26,052 What's wrong with you, you jackass? 1150 01:33:26,135 --> 01:33:29,932 Could I get some coffee, por favor? 1151 01:33:29,974 --> 01:33:32,683 You cannot just tell a 15-year-old girl 1152 01:33:32,767 --> 01:33:34,727 that she's gonna die, no questions asked. 1153 01:33:34,810 --> 01:33:37,435 Oh, come on, the kid's a goner. 1154 01:33:37,519 --> 01:33:39,230 You don't want to sit here and talk about it 1155 01:33:39,313 --> 01:33:41,064 for the next whatever, do you, sweetie? 1156 01:33:46,276 --> 01:33:48,818 I'm getting some coffee. 1157 01:33:54,323 --> 01:33:56,322 Oh my gosh. 1158 01:34:15,338 --> 01:34:17,254 I'm back! 1159 01:34:17,339 --> 01:34:19,173 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 1160 01:34:19,256 --> 01:34:22,633 That's right, for you and you and you. 1161 01:34:22,717 --> 01:34:25,052 Whoo! Let's party. 1162 01:34:25,134 --> 01:34:27,472 Breaking news just in. Authorities believe that 1163 01:34:27,514 --> 01:34:29,223 the latest rash of serial murders 1164 01:34:29,307 --> 01:34:30,890 has been committed by a woman. 1165 01:34:30,974 --> 01:34:32,850 They believe she may be a prostitute 1166 01:34:32,933 --> 01:34:36,434 and the local cowboys have dubbed the culprit, "The Call-Girl Killer. " 1167 01:34:36,517 --> 01:34:39,938 She has claimed 10 victims so far, all male. 1168 01:34:44,690 --> 01:34:46,649 Excuse me, excuse me. Who are you? 1169 01:34:46,691 --> 01:34:48,400 Security. 1170 01:34:48,483 --> 01:34:50,068 Where's the regular? 1171 01:34:50,151 --> 01:34:52,071 The short guy? 1172 01:34:52,154 --> 01:34:54,446 Dirty looking, on the slow side. 1173 01:34:54,530 --> 01:34:56,575 - Jerry. - Yeah, Jerry. 1174 01:34:58,075 --> 01:35:00,368 - He didn't show up for work. - It figures. 1175 01:35:00,452 --> 01:35:02,954 All right. I need you to stay here tonight. 1176 01:35:03,038 --> 01:35:04,955 There's a psychotic homeless guy stalking me. 1177 01:35:09,499 --> 01:35:12,333 Sure. 1178 01:35:12,417 --> 01:35:14,378 Good. 1179 01:35:27,887 --> 01:35:29,847 Fuck this. 1180 01:37:07,538 --> 01:37:10,247 Wait! 1181 01:37:44,605 --> 01:37:46,772 Good... 1182 01:37:46,855 --> 01:37:49,192 hot dog. 1183 01:37:52,735 --> 01:37:54,695 Thank you. 1184 01:38:21,087 --> 01:38:22,587 Hey, hot-dog man! 1185 01:38:22,671 --> 01:38:24,299 Hey, could I get two of those to go? 1186 01:38:24,340 --> 01:38:27,008 $2. 1187 01:38:27,092 --> 01:38:28,592 Two? 1188 01:38:30,844 --> 01:38:33,428 - Here you go, buddy. - You got two? 1189 01:38:36,390 --> 01:38:40,309 Those things will kill you! Yah! 1190 01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:22,628 She's such a kidder. 1191 01:39:55,277 --> 01:39:58,071 Alice. Alice. Hey. 1192 01:40:07,785 --> 01:40:11,329 Alice is going to look so beautiful on her wedding day. 1193 01:40:15,498 --> 01:40:17,501 Yeah. 1194 01:40:19,750 --> 01:40:22,546 So, how is Carol, anyway? 1195 01:40:22,588 --> 01:40:26,298 She's not well. She's not well at all, Father. 1196 01:40:26,382 --> 01:40:29,842 She's still convinced we have a daughter named Alice. 1197 01:40:29,927 --> 01:40:31,761 - Alice? - Alice, yeah. 1198 01:40:31,844 --> 01:40:33,886 I'm so worried about her, Father. 1199 01:40:33,969 --> 01:40:35,803 What can you do to help us? 1200 01:40:35,888 --> 01:40:37,723 Have you been saying your Hail Marys? 1201 01:40:37,765 --> 01:40:39,432 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1202 01:40:39,515 --> 01:40:41,558 Then add a couple of Our Fathers. 1203 01:40:41,642 --> 01:40:44,725 Oh. Yes. 1204 01:40:44,810 --> 01:40:46,270 Mmm-hmm. 1205 01:41:06,992 --> 01:41:10,411 It's all about the future now.